Stomach Ache

Would You Rather...

Have cereal with water for breakfast, pasta topped with wood shavings for lunch, and frozen TV dinners for dinner

OR

Have a gourmet chef at your beck and call that is able to create any dish you desire, but he does not wash his hands after he uses the restroom. And he uses his bare hands constantly when he prepares food


I would rather not go with Chef McNasty. I wouldn't want his poo-poo hands all over my hamburger steak curry or urine-tainted fingers prancing through my Waldorf Salad. I'm sure it would look/taste great, but just knowing that a potential army of bacteria awaits my insides (well, that and the mental picture of the chef in the restroom) is disgusting. Conversely, I ain't that mad at TV dinners, water and cereal will take a long time to get used to (but doable), and I could cut off the wood shavings-layer off the pasta.

What would YOU rather have?

Introduction

Time and time again, I find myself pondering about the important questions in life. Questions that affect my physical well-being, questions that impact my soul. I try to answer these questions without bias, and hope that my answer is the one that the fates have determined for me. I hope the universe guides you to answer them as well. God speed.